Well, because the sweet embrace of death didn’t come to pass last week, I guess I have to continue Full Moon Fever. Â At least there’s a chick in her bra and panties on the cover of this week’s movie!
Er… Â I mean. Â That had zero bearing on me choosing this movie – Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt. Â No, that was the $2.95 price tag at the local Dollar General.
And the promise of tits. Â Lots and lots of tits. Continue reading “Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt (2011)” →
Initially, I had planned on letting Halloween come and go and pat myself on the back for a successful month of October featuring some vampire movies. Â I thought, “Hey, I had a theme, I have a movie coming up that will run parallel to Doctor Strange in the first Friday of November, and I even have an Election Day Special planned. Â I’ll just ride out Halloween, a job well done.” Â Then I watched the Halloween movies to celebrate the holiday.
Suddenly, all those repressed memories of Halloween: Resurrection resurfaced and I got mad. Â Really, REALLY mad. Continue reading “Halloween: Resurrection (2002)” →
Fuck this movie right in the ball sack.
No. Â No, I suppose I should try to be professional about this. Â I shouldn’t just leave it with the incredibly aggressive opening salvo I gave this article. Â Instead I should try to be a little more grown up about it.
Have sexual intercourse with this motion picture unto its testicle bag, also know as its scrotum. Continue reading “King Kong Lives (1986)” →
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