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Transylvania Twist (1989)

Published on September 15, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff ArbuckleLeave a comment

So here is a little oddball movie that I was suddenly reminded of one day.

Back in 1989 through about 1991, Transylvania Twist appeared fairly regularly on cable channels like Showtime and the like before appearing on VHS in 1993. The movie is mostly notable to me for starring Robert Vaughn and Angus Scrimm (also known as the bad guy from Superman III and the Tall Man from the Phantasm series). However, there were one other member of the cast that really caught the attention of a young me – Teri Copley. Young me really, really liked blondes in the late 80s and early 90s.

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Piranha 3DD (2012)

Published on June 2, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff ArbuckleLeave a comment

Man… Now that I’ve survived Asylum Month, I’m not sure I can contain my excitement. Frankly, I wasn’t sure if I could carry on with anything other than sitting around a living room littered with empty pizza boxes while I go unshaven and unbathed and gorging myself on ice cream straight from the container.

However, the darkness parted and here we are – June. I’ve survived the darkest month of my life since I resurrected this blog a little over a year ago and I’m ready to celebrate. So! I bring to you the start of a summer full of anniversaries! Starting this week until the end of August, I’ll be shifting my focus not only on movies that are celebrating some sort of anniversary ending with either a 0 or a 5, but I’m also getting back to basics. Shitty movies that bring the simplest of pleasures – monsters, shitty stories, titties, dumbness, and a few halfway decent things mixed in. We start with this week’s movie – Piranha DD (or Piranha 3DD if you saw it on the big screen with 3D glasses to make dem dubba d’s leap off the screen and practically motorboat themselves on your face) which celebrates the fifth anniversary since its release this upcoming week.

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Date with an Angel (1987)

Published on April 21, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff ArbuckleLeave a comment

I think I’m going to wish I had picked a different movie to include in Phoebe Cates Month. I mean, Shag is a charming little movie (despite how awkwardly I was turned on by dance numbers including the Confederate flag). Baby Sister was actually much better than I expected a disposable movie of the week to be. Next week’s movie, Paradise, has a whole lot going for it despite it being a pretty bad knockoff of an already bad movie.

But, no, I had to include 1987’s Date with an Angel.

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Shag: The Movie (1989)

Published on April 7, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff ArbuckleLeave a comment

It’s a new month and a new opportunity to have a new theme.

Back in December, I covered Alyssa Milano in a way that only a real creep, or possibly that undertaker character Tom Petty played in the “Last Dance with Mary Jane” video, could. That was a way to look at the body of work of a 90s dream girl who blossomed into a girl who really liked making movies teenage boys liked to watch. For April, I decided to step back to the 1980s and talk about another brunette vixen that boys love to this day – Phoebe Cates.

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Clinger (2015)

Published on March 31, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff ArbuckleLeave a comment

Okie doke. It’s the end of March. It’s also the point to which I have to take a break from all these Amazon Prime horror movies. I wish I could say that Prime is the gift that keeps on giving, but man… Each one of these is like I’m gambling.

Like I’m flopping my dickbag onto a little guillotine and then betting on Black on a Roulette wheel and hoping it doesn’t land on Red. And if it lands on one of the green spots, well… I don’t think I need to go into too much detail about where they’ll shove my newly severed saddle bag.

In my butt. That’s where they’ll shove it.

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Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt (2011)

Published on February 17, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff ArbuckleLeave a comment

Well, because the sweet embrace of death didn’t come to pass last week, I guess I have to continue Full Moon Fever. At least there’s a chick in her bra and panties on the cover of this week’s movie!

Er… I mean. That had zero bearing on me choosing this movie – Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt. No, that was the $2.95 price tag at the local Dollar General.

And the promise of tits. Lots and lots of tits.

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The Gingerdead Man (2005)

Published on February 10, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff Arbuckle2 Comments

Shit.
Shit.
Motherfucker.
Goddammit.
Shit.
Monkey dick.
Motherdammit.
Godshitting monkeyfucker nutdick.

Full Moon Fever continues. Last week, I had a good time watching the cult classic Puppet Master. I felt like I really got to see something good for the first time in 2017. But I just couldn’t stop there, could I?

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Killer Party (1986)

Published on January 13, 2017June 14, 2026 by Geoff ArbuckleLeave a comment

Okay, maybe I overreached last week. Mystics in Bali… Really? Why did I pick a movie that was utterly nonsensical to the point of absurdity and something hardly anyone has seen?

Oh yeah, the floating head that sucked babies out of vaginas.

Let’s get back to something a little safer and a lot more fun. After all, what’s better than a slasher film for Friday the 13th? I will say, typing that felt weird. It’s like maybe I should be talking about something else. Hmmm. Oh I dunno, I’m sure whatever that nagging sensation I’m feeling is just a buncha hooey.

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