Happy Thanksgiving, jerkwads!
With today being the official start to the mad dash to the finish line that is the Christmas shopping season, I figured I’d feature a Christmas themed movie to celebrate the occasion. I will admit that I pretty much did not want to do anything Christmas themed for December because there are a LOT of bad Christmas movies out there – none of which I want to watch.
Continue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)” →
Initially, I had planned on letting Halloween come and go and pat myself on the back for a successful month of October featuring some vampire movies. I thought, “Hey, I had a theme, I have a movie coming up that will run parallel to Doctor Strange in the first Friday of November, and I even have an Election Day Special planned. I’ll just ride out Halloween, a job well done.” Then I watched the Halloween movies to celebrate the holiday.
Suddenly, all those repressed memories of Halloween: Resurrection resurfaced and I got mad. Really, REALLY mad.
Continue reading “Halloween: Resurrection (2002)” →
Have you got the summertime blues? Has the heat gotten to you? Well, I’m here with a big bowl of ice cream served up from none other than the Ice Cream Man himself – Clint Howard.
The 90s saw a slew of direct-to-video horrors that seem to feature a lot of gross shit on the cover. I mean look at that ice cream cone Clint Howard is holding on the cover of that VHS box. That’s some seriously gross shit. It also featured lots of… how do I say this nicely… odd… looking… actors. Clint Howard, a man born for b-movies, Larry Drake, who very convincingly played a mentally handicapped man on TV, Warwick Davis as a Leprechaun, but not that he’s weird looking per ce, but he’s a little person, and, in the 90s, that was all it took…
Continue reading “Ice Cream Man (1995)” →
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